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An Ode to Al Gore Man

Mendacious Al gore man, the slithery snake,
Al gamboled in yarn spin, and spun out his fake,
From Love Canal to Love Story, delusion was in,
he proffered his glory in NamĖwith a grin.

Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?

He harvests tobacco, and sprayed it and chopped it,
And spiked it , and stripped it , and sold it for profit,
In hot scorching sun, now those are the facts.
When you tell so much truth, no covering of tracks.

Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?

And then came the Internet, now legion his fame,
Invention is Alís mindset, a trifling sport, game.
He plotted the 1s and 0s it is clear,
In hexidecimal language, Al had no known peer.

Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?

The earthís in a balance, he taught us so simply,
Get rid of the talents that Detroit has, now limply,
Out Caddie, out Chevie, out Ford now and Datsun,
Out Dodges and land rovers
SUVs óall the lot of Ďem.
Internal combustionís infernally evil,
Make way for the new age of retro medieval.

Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?

Then Al runs for President with so much beration,
To watch for those schemes so risking the nation,
Like choice in retirement and funds which one earns,
And leave the environment for just rats and the birds.
Big brother will decide whatís right and whatís just,
And youíll get a bromide, no prescription drug bust,
From cradle to grave Al Gore man provides,
Assorted new rights, traditínal ones aside.
A right to ones health, make cancer illegal,
A right to a job, make-work becomes regal,
A right to a breakfast, in school for the tykes,
No right to your property, and cars?, no, ride bikes.

Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?

So comes the election, and what do you know,
He loses at first blush, in Florida its hinged,
For Palm Beach has blue hairs, whose minds are quite slow,
Who canít punch a card, and chads are the curse,
Buchannan or Gore, ďI canít see the diffrence,
I voted for a Nazi, go get me a nurse.Ē

Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?

And then came the next count, Al loses again,
He cries to the Supreme Court, a true, just regime,
Letís change all the rules so Democrats win,
The press fails to hold in those grins with a beam.

Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?

So Chads dimpled and pregnant get counted with glee,
By boards so objective, makes few Demis blush,
Yet itís still not enough, fair minded agree,
We must throw out those votes from the boys over seas,
Now there is a topic for Hardball and Rush.
Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?

Whatís left to do but contest the election,
Look over all votes for Supreme Court inspection,
If that doesnít work than, emergency be,
Is it four more years, with Clintons, Gore, three?

Dot com and dot net, all figured, Al, he,
And Tipper and Al, in Love Story be,
Discovery abounds in Alís insular mind,
What next feat will Al Gore man, himself to assign?


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